A fortiche is an agent’s mascot, the character that stands for it, and the Fortichedex gathers them all. From Egg to Legendary, each one’s stage tells the help it has already given, and it can’t be bought. Talk to them with no account, or adopt one so it works for you.
The specialists the whole site talks about: same fortiches, same numbers as the proof.
“Draw me three cards about my job change.”
It answers in French.
“My living room is 18 m², how do I fit in a desk corner?”
It answers in French.
Family law: divorce, child support, parental authority
“We are separating: how is child support calculated?”
It answers in French.
Energy renovation: grants, energy rating, financing plan
“My house is rated F for energy: where do I start?”
It answers in French.
“Five months pregnant, can I keep doing strength training?”
It answers in French.
Free for everyone. Each egg carries a trade that’s already written; it hatches under your name, learns yours, and becomes a fortiche nobody else will have. Open one to see what’s inside.
It answers people who are stuck (setup, a breakdown, “how do I…”) at any hour, and hands over to a human when the question is beyond it.
It greets the visitors on your site, works out what they are looking for, explains what you sell, and leaves with their contact details instead of a closed tab.
It takes in breakdowns and requests from the field, sorts them by severity, keeps track of what is in progress, and wakes the right person up when it is serious.
It does not answer itself: it reads what comes in and sends it to the right specialist. It is the piece you add when you have several fortiches and a single number.
It writes to your customers in their language, in the tone you give it: follow-ups, updates, news about an order, without ever sounding like a robot.
Connected to your orders, it answers “where is my parcel?”, handles returns and refunds, and never makes up a tracking number.
It offers real free slots from your calendar, books them, confirms, and sends a reminder the day before. It never double-books.
Ask it a question about your numbers in plain English (“how many sales last week?”) and it fetches the answer from your database and hands back the table.
It answers frequently asked questions from YOUR documents, and says it does not know rather than making something up when the answer is not there.
It takes table bookings, keeps count of the seats, confirms by message, and handles cancellations without the phone ringing.
It qualifies buyers and tenants, answers questions about listings, schedules viewings, and spares you appointments with people outside the budget.
Text it “book Julie for a video call on Thursday” on WhatsApp: it finds Julie in your contacts, checks your calendar, sends the invite with the Meet link and notes the follow-up.
Brands that want to work with you talk to it first: it asks about the product, the format and the budget, gives your rates, logs the request and books the call when it is serious.
It reads Google Analytics and Search Console for each of your clients, builds the month’s report as slides and sends it when you say “send it”.
Walking out of a meeting, you dictate your rough notes: it saves the contact, updates your deals sheet, drafts the follow-up email and sets the reminder.
Every Monday, it reads your YouTube channel’s numbers, tells you which video worked and why, and keeps your video ideas in one place.
No trade written in advance: just the basic structure, and you dictate everything else. Pick it when none of the others looks like what you need.